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hi. i'm m. im not human, i am dove.

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a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

in the future many men will die on the moon
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idk geckos just look like they are full of fluids. if you tilt them it will all balloon up in one limb. dont spill your gecko


eudaemaniacal replied to your photo:OH god
extraportion milch


 the tail can be fattened by the feeding of waxworm

thanks to wikipedia for explaining all the cool things you can do to/with a leopard geck tail but not ever explaining what the fuck they do with it, good night

like if you look at a leopard gecko what is with its tail. why is it so fleshy. what could you be doing with all that meat? why do you move so jerkily. are you sure you arent some ancient misbegotten dreamworks creation…


i like geckoe because they dont look real they are like… small computer animation reptchild. good jo b being fake

none of you understand. i hover constantly between delight and distress over how unreal geckos look and how falsely they move. whats with their hands they are so swollen are they full of fluid

new meme





what does this even mean

Regret Orb

i like geckoe because they dont look real they are like… small computer animation reptchild. good jo b being fake

hi please help me pay my rent


ok ill keep this short

hi im ezra im a trans disabled twenty something trying to make it on their own ive been job hunting for 6 months with little luck so far and im pretty much at the end of my money

i dont have enough for rent this month and if i dont pay rent im out

i need $450 for rent by the end of october (plus another $50 for gas/electric and a ltitle more for food would be nice) and id really appreciate it if anyone could help me out

please if you can donate some $$$ to paypal account bonescollide@hotmail.com and if you cant donate can you boost this

ok thanks



Horned guan (Oreophasis derbianus)

The horned guan is a large, approximately 85 cm long, turkey-like bird. is distributed in humid mountain forests of southeast Mexico-(Chiapas) and Guatemala of Central America. Its diet consists mainly of fruits, green leaves and invertebrates. This species is the only survivor of a very ancient lineage of cracids that has been evolving independently from all other living members of this family for at least 20, possibly as much as 40 million years. Due to ongoing habitat loss, small population size, limited range and hunting in some areas, the horned guan is evaluated as Endangered on the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species.

photo credits: revuemag, guppiecat, stlzoo

the perverse, callous sense of humor which defines the world around us is particularly evident in the horned guan


is there a way to make my prose the writing-equivalent of really luscious lighting and set-design like—not the same genre, obviously, but i’m re-watching twin peaks. there’s just this gorgeous deep clarity that’s very Composed

i think thats called nabokov hon


if you want a vision of the future, imagine a wiener dog eating its own butt - forever.


if you want a vision of the future, imagine a wiener dog eating its own butt - forever.

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dirty jobs,. with mike rowe

dirty jobs,. with mike rowe


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